On Corruption Night, the Cougars on the field may look different too. The first baseman? He’s not the best player, but he’s the brother-in-law of the general manager. The second baseman? “Voluntarily” buying a pile of tickets to the coach’s fundraiser earned him a roster spot. (“Jeans days” on road trips involve separate voluntary contributions.) Want your clumsy nephew to play short? Sure. But where’s the envelope of cash? That position, you know, is “(expletive) golden.”