Lifeguard shortage threatens full opening of Chicago beaches and pools this summer – Chicago Tribune*

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Lions Choice
3 years ago

Do you want to be the lifeguard — armed with a whistle and Speedo swimsuit — when the crime thug wilding mobs take over the beach?

Freddy
3 years ago

Shortage? Hire taller lifeguards.

Ex Illini
3 years ago
Reply to  Freddy

They also face a shrinkage issue.

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