In one of three carjackings, two men tried to carjack a 41-year-old man as he sat in his car in the 1400 block of North Astor, steps from Gov. JB Pritzker’s mansion. The victim complied and got out of his car. But the men couldn’t figure out how to operate a stick shift, so they got out and ran away, the police said.
This is a travesty! For too long disinvestment in these poor communities has left these enterprising young individuals without the required skills to be successful. We must immediately remedy the situation and begin teaching the lowlife thugs how to drive a stick shift!
Agreed. We will need a couple of Billion from the Fat Man to be given to the CPS to build a program to outreach to the poor communities and hire PHD’s to develop the proper curriculum to provide a well rounded understanding of the social and economic impacts of manual shift transmissions as well as the cultural impact on society.
This is a travesty! For too long disinvestment in these poor communities has left these enterprising young individuals without the required skills to be successful. We must immediately remedy the situation and begin teaching the lowlife thugs how to drive a stick shift!
Agreed. We will need a couple of Billion from the Fat Man to be given to the CPS to build a program to outreach to the poor communities and hire PHD’s to develop the proper curriculum to provide a well rounded understanding of the social and economic impacts of manual shift transmissions as well as the cultural impact on society.