Lightfoot to teach class at Harvard on how to fail utterly at your job and still get a chance to teach class at Harvard – Babylon Bee

Article Image "It is my distinct honor to teach this class," Lightfoot said. "I view it as a tremendous opportunity to prepare students to become abject failures in whatever path they take in life before returning to make an enormous salary teaching at Harvard."
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JackBolly
2 years ago

Let’s see, over the weekend WP published a ranking of colleges and free speech. Yup, Harvard was dead last. LL should fit in nicely with the other authoritarians.

Mr Peabody's Boy Sherman
2 years ago

LL first lecture started with this. “If you’re black and fail at a job you are not qualified to do scream racism, play the Race Card whenever you can, don’t leave home without it”.

Giddyap
2 years ago

Big Dick Lori is a perfect example of why affirmative action is the worst idea ever

Old Spartan
2 years ago

Could Harvard look any sillier? Is this really a person who should be teaching anything at a top university in the nation? Anyone who lives in Chicago, who knows anything about Chicago, or who cares about higher education should be stunned at how foolish and intellectually bankrupt Harvard looks with this unbelievable hire.

Ex Illini
2 years ago

Harvard is circling the drain with hires like Beetlejuice. Next semester she’ll teach another class. It’s titled I’m Angry and Stupid and Nobody Likes Me.

Poor Taxpayer
2 years ago

The only thing good to say to her is “Goodbye”.

Fullbladder
2 years ago

She’ll fit right in by Harvard’s own standards.

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