Making A Fat Joke Could Land You In Hot Water At Northwestern University – Daily Caller

The university included weight and height on its list of “protected characteristics” in its 2024 discrimination, harassment and sexual misconduct policy, placing the traits alongside attributes like race and gender.
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The Railroader
1 year ago

Hey, Northworstern University, we’ll can the fat jokes if can we do something about the improper use of yoga pants outside of yoga class. Some women simply should not wear them in public. Most, actually.

If you Northworsternites could solve that problem, we normal people will end the direct assault on the optic nerves of sun-baked septuagenarians walking beaches in a banana hammock.

The Doctor
1 year ago

“You’d think Northwestern administrators would focus on weightier issues.”
Is that a fat joke?

Mark F
1 year ago
Reply to  The Doctor

Northwestern’s administrators are a bunch of flyweights! That’s why they don’t focus on weightier issues.

Bud Dark
1 year ago

Did Jaybee have anything to do with this?

Brian Jones
1 year ago

Can we put men wearing cargo shorts on the list?

Admin
1 year ago
Reply to  Brian Jones

Hey. That’s my downvote. What’s next, tucking my shirt into them?

Freddy
1 year ago
Reply to  Brian Jones

What about thongs?

Hello, Indiana!
1 year ago
Reply to  Freddy

Thanks for the visual. So much for breakfast.

The Railroader
1 year ago

How about an office-tanned JB the Hutt shuffling around North Avenue Beach in a banana hammock?

I’ll get you a bucket.

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