“Through the campaign, we are illustrating the emotional and transformative impact our city can have on visitors,” said Lynn Osmond, president and CEO of Choose Chicago. “We also want people to experience Chicago as it should be experienced and the campaign helps change people’s perspectives of what they may think Chicago has to offer.”
I can fix it so that it shows the reality of Chiraq. How about, “When you go You know your time is up.” Welcome to Mount Greenwood Cemetery.
The Kingfish
3 years ago
Does your heart beat faster when someone points a gun at your head?
Freddy
3 years ago
Welcome to Hades! Where you will lose your life/car AND your soul.
Goodgulf Greyteeth
3 years ago
“…travelers want “unique, authentic and personally enriching experiences.””
Hmmm – that would be staying in one of the downtown Chicago hotels w/a closed restaurant and no room service or daily maids or gift shops while paying pre-COVID+ room rates and forking over $40.00+ to an Uber driver for what you used to be able to get in a cab for $20 or less.
And then going through the metal-detectors and security that surround downtown Chicago public parks-n-buildings because the place is so safe, and all that Chicago lawlessness we read about is just a function of our misplaced perceptions.
Freddy
3 years ago
When you gotta go,You gotta go!
The Paraclete
3 years ago
Chicago “We can put an end to all your worries”
Ex Illini
3 years ago
I think “You’ll never know what hit you” is more appropriate.
Ataraxis
3 years ago
Not wise to use the words “impact” and “visitors” in the same sentence.
ProzacPlease
3 years ago
When you go, you know? The jokes almost write themselves…
Lion's Choice
3 years ago
Who is paying for the shitty ad concepts like this. This is even dumber than the “Chicago, Not In Chicago” fiasco.
A largely unasked question is becoming glaring: Is Illinois doing all it should to use artificial intelligence to make government cost less and work better? So far, the evidence says no.
More like “If you know, you don’t go”
I can fix it so that it shows the reality of Chiraq. How about, “When you go You know your time is up.” Welcome to Mount Greenwood Cemetery.
Does your heart beat faster when someone points a gun at your head?
Welcome to Hades! Where you will lose your life/car AND your soul.
“…travelers want “unique, authentic and personally enriching experiences.””
Hmmm – that would be staying in one of the downtown Chicago hotels w/a closed restaurant and no room service or daily maids or gift shops while paying pre-COVID+ room rates and forking over $40.00+ to an Uber driver for what you used to be able to get in a cab for $20 or less.
And then going through the metal-detectors and security that surround downtown Chicago public parks-n-buildings because the place is so safe, and all that Chicago lawlessness we read about is just a function of our misplaced perceptions.
When you gotta go,You gotta go!
Chicago “We can put an end to all your worries”
I think “You’ll never know what hit you” is more appropriate.
Not wise to use the words “impact” and “visitors” in the same sentence.
When you go, you know? The jokes almost write themselves…
Who is paying for the shitty ad concepts like this. This is even dumber than the “Chicago, Not In Chicago” fiasco.
You are paying