Column: ‘Chicagwa’ Should Be A Money-Making Export To Ex-Chicagoans, Snowbirds – Patch Chicago

Mark Konkol: "The successful export of Chicago tap water in can could turn on a revenue spigot that helps fund the installation of lead delivery pipes in city neighborhoods — and maybe even quiets Chicagwa critics who panned the $125,000 marking campaign with snarky social media posts and memes. Guys like WBEZ traffic reporter Mike Pries, who tweeted: 'The cans are lead-lined for authenticity.'"
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The Paraclete
3 years ago

Racing DOWM dump trucks on the Skyway! Sparks flying! TPB!

Freddy
3 years ago

It may work if they put in 19.5 teaspoons of sugar (like a 20 oz Mountain Dew has) in each can so they can add a sugar tax.

NB
3 years ago

Maybe the city could hand out a free complimentary six-pack of Chicagwa to all the folks who are getting covid $free stuff$ bucks to pay their water bill?
Or, maybe a free complimentary six-pack of Chicagwa to all us Chicago water dept tax payer chumps. And instead of artsy can design put a picture of the city water dept guy sitting in his truck staring at his I-phones while making god-knows-what and taking over a month to fix my neighbors leaky water service, from earlier this year–OUTRAGEOUS!!!

NB
3 years ago
Reply to  NB

Also, little mentioned, but city just passed ordinance prohibiting privatization of city water services. Another big win for are overcompensated city workers heroes and big loss for chump city water tax payers as other Illinois municipalities have turned to privatizing their water departments.
Mayor Lightfoot will introduce a measure that bans privatizing Chicago’s waterworkshttps://www.wbez.org/stories/mayor-lightfoot-introduces-new-chicago-water-ordinance/94fbbca3-6ccc-4ecb-98b1-c22e1f2714c7

NB
3 years ago
Reply to  NB

The big picture/ grand prize for city water dept labor unions is to insure they are granted 100% of federally funded lead water line replacement work. Which they will perform on time & material basis with all their crazy work rules vrs competitively bid on lump sum basis or per unit basis.

Dr Nemo
3 years ago
Reply to  NB

So with city Water Dept labor union and plumbers’ union work rules, how long do you suppose it may take to change those 400,000 lead pipes connecting the water mains to residential water services if the Water Dept employees have to do all of the work? A Water Dept crew of 9 men can do 20 services per week under current rules and customs. That is the output of a well-run crew that repairs service leaks now, a comparable job since it’s repair includes digging down onto the same connection as it is usually an old lead connection that is… Read more »

NB
3 years ago
Reply to  Dr Nemo

Do you work for city water dept? When you state –“A Water Dept crew of 9 men can do 20 services per week under current rules and customs”? In a lifetime living in city, it took city water dept over a month to fix ,not replace, my neighbors leaking water service last fall. That included the crews with none working truck driver staring at his i-phone, none working super sitting in seperate pickup staring at his i-phone and one guy actually doing the work. They even had crews show up at 8:00 pm to do whatever for a couple hrs.… Read more »

OldJarHead
3 years ago
Reply to  NB

Our water dept got “privatized,” my water bill is $200 a month up from $30 before.

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