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Governor of Alderaan
2 months ago

Jabba closed buffets?!?!?! This must be serious!

Hank Scorpio
2 months ago

The over-reaction to this is utterly amazing, never seen such stupidity on a mass scale. Yes it is a little more deadlier than seasonal flu but people cleaning the shelves like its ebola. Besides, its too late. 80-90% of the population will probably contract it over the next 12-18 months.

MikeH
2 months ago
Reply to  Hank Scorpio

I was telling my wife just earlier, wonder how many local businesses won’t survive the next 2 weeks.

Indy
2 months ago

Yet another reason we are glad to live in Indiana.
Bars and Restaurants are OPEN here.

The Truth Hurts
2 months ago
Reply to  Indy

You sure about that Indy? Your Governor was just a little slower in the decision making process.

Fed up neighbor
2 months ago

Hey everyone, just one quick question, has anybody seen are lieutenant governor at all smiley face Stratton, She has not been present at none of jabbas press conferences.

Fed up neighbor
2 months ago

This man just bankrupt the state of Illinois, he is a fools fool hey jabba pot shops still open your only hope of revenue for the state. You going to pay my bills my property taxes now my home is in jeopardy you fing fool

Downstate cynic
2 months ago

For those individuals displaced by social distancing I hope our highly efficient state bureaucracy is prepared to process rapidly the unemployment claims and enroll these folks into Medicaid.
How does one actually measure the effect these policies have on infection and mortality anyway?
What are the penalties?
Finally when in human history has prohibition of cultural activities ever worked?

The Truth Hurts
2 months ago

I’m sure the state won’t require them to pay property taxes while their business is closed. Maybe JB can also require those businesses to pay their employees while they are closed. I’m sure the owners are rich and wouldn’t mind.