John Kass: Chicago’s Desperate Mayor: el Brandito

“We see the headlines, ” Ald. Raymond Lopez said. “Its’s mayor blows this deadline, mayor’s budget, this is this one. I don’t even think it’s tap dancing. He’s doing full on ballroom dancing. Because you’re right. It’s, it’s, you know, everyone has always had a small regard for Chicago politicians, myself included. And we’ve done a lot of that stuff. Sometimes we become caricatures of ourselves. But Brandon Johnson is taking it to a new height. And if there’s a pile of dog crap somewhere on the sidewalk, he’s gonna walk into it. Top with both feet. He does that every single day.”