Pritzker serves up a cold one, debuts JBeer — two new Chicago craft beers for Democratic convention events – Chicago Sun-Times

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The Railroader
1 year ago

JBeer is a heady brew from the former land of Madiganistan. JB the Hutt’s minions start with copious quantities of bullschite, freshly spewed directly from JB the Hutt’s mouth. This is mixed with genuine Deep Tunnel water, unfiltered of course. For added flavor, the secret ingredient is Illinois’ IOU’s imported direct from the Illinois municipal pension fund, partially burned to amplify their aroma. The mash is fermented in the settling ponds near Stickney for a minimum of three to four minutes. This JBeer is served by the tubful and consumed with gusto by JB the Hutt’s Stepford fan base. Immodium… Read more »

cynthia
1 year ago
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I have so had enough of this guy’s DEEPSTATE BS………wish all AMERICAN”S would join in voting him OUT!! ILLINOIS needs a BIG change!!

Hello, Indiana!
1 year ago
Reply to  The Railroader

I would’ve flung it in his face. Not being root beer, I perhaps would’ve avoided felony charges.

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