Rahm’s Excellent Perpetual Money Machine – WP Original

 

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By: Mark Glennon*

 

Why didn’t somebody think of this sooner? Mayor Emanuel has proposed authorizing the City of Chicago to buy bonds issued by Chicago Public Schools. (The full, proposed ordinance is linked here.) The same taxpayers can be both lender and borrower! No need for the muni market and their blather about junk bonds. And no need for those boring, pesky offering statements and disclosures — CPS and the city can just use mirrors. Heck, why not take the idea further and let Chicago’s pensions buy the city’s bonds?

perpetual motion

 

The basic concept is perfectly sound. Only a science-hating skeptic who never played a simple shell game would fail to grasp its simple elegance, shown on the right.

 

The politics of it are appealing, too. Everybody believes in pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps, right? Same idea. Up we’ll go.

 

Yet, some say Chicago has gone mad. Ha! About as mad as this dog. Even he understands the concept. Attaboy, Rahm.

 

http://https://youtu.be/XoS-MCnTPtQ

 

*Mark Glennon is founder of WirePoints. Opinions expressed are his own.

 

 

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9 years ago

I guess the city treasury needs more alpha.

hela cook
9 years ago

Right?

hela cook
9 years ago

If Rahm did his time at Goldman Sachs- He must understand what he is doing in the bond market?

Bross
9 years ago

It’s a miracle! Let submit Rahm for the Economic Nobel prize.

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Chicago’s political leadership is floating a pension buyout program as evidence it is seriously addressing the city’s thirty-six-billion-dollar unfunded pension liability, but Mark Glennon, founder of the Illinois policy research organization Wirepoints, said that the proposal moves debt from one column to another rather than reducing it, and that the broader fiscal picture facing the city continues to deteriorate across every measurable dimension. Audio here.

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