University police may I help you? Yes, i was just robbed! Describe the robber please. A black or Hispanic Male. Stop right there sir, your statement is racist by identifying the race of the robber. Oh, sorry, well it was a guy. Stop right there sir saying it was a guy is sexist. Ok, well it was a person, I guess. Ok, anything else? Yeah, the person was about, um, short, like 5’6″ or……. Stop right there sir, your height shaming now. Um, ok, ah, well he was a guy, no, a person a little chubby… Stop right there sir,… Read more »
Last edited 5 years ago by DixonSyder
Sirpico
5 years ago
Dispatch: Officer Jones, Caller reported some one did something.
Officer Jones: What did some one do?
Dispatch: Sorry, University policy will not allow me to give you that information.
Officer Jones: Where did it happen?
Dispatch: Sorry, University policy will not allow me to give you that information.
Officer Jones: Log me at Dunkin Donuts for a break
A largely unasked question is becoming glaring: Is Illinois doing all it should to use artificial intelligence to make government cost less and work better? So far, the evidence says no.
University police may I help you? Yes, i was just robbed! Describe the robber please. A black or Hispanic Male. Stop right there sir, your statement is racist by identifying the race of the robber. Oh, sorry, well it was a guy. Stop right there sir saying it was a guy is sexist. Ok, well it was a person, I guess. Ok, anything else? Yeah, the person was about, um, short, like 5’6″ or……. Stop right there sir, your height shaming now. Um, ok, ah, well he was a guy, no, a person a little chubby… Stop right there sir,… Read more »
Dispatch: Officer Jones, Caller reported some one did something.
Officer Jones: What did some one do?
Dispatch: Sorry, University policy will not allow me to give you that information.
Officer Jones: Where did it happen?
Dispatch: Sorry, University policy will not allow me to give you that information.
Officer Jones: Log me at Dunkin Donuts for a break
So students should just avoid “man in hoodie”.
My alma mater is a disgrace…
”be on the lookout for 2 Homo sapiens”
Shame, shame, shame, you used “homo” in a statement. Watch your language!!!!
Does this mean they won’t give the racial description of white offenders either?
Quit dreaming, only white males are criminals
“Police are looking for a human being in connection with a recent campus assault”.