Funding for Kim Jong-un’s Hotel Found in Illinois Budget. U.S. – N. Korea Summit Back On. – Our suggestion for The Onion

WASHINGTON – The most recent obstacle to the summit between President Donald Trump and North Korea’s Kim Jong Un in Singapore has been removed. As initially reported in Washington Post last week, cash-strapped North Korea expected difficulty paying for Un’s hotel during the summit, and the United States had been looking looking for a discreet way to cover the bill while saving face for Un. State Department officials, mindful of North Korean pridefulness, worked days to find funding safe from public scrutiny. “We needed a dark, dark source,” according to a department spokesman, and the president personally intervened with very

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