Scott has accepted a private sector job that will soon be disclosed by his new employer. The surprise move puts Mayor Lori Lightfoot in the position to appoint his replacement.
Advice for LL. Make sure appointee is a left handed, transgender Inuit, who identifies as a homeless Neanderthal. Make sure that the appointee has those wild crazy eyes and can speak with the profundity of Kamala and is able to understand presidential and Mayoral gibberish. Did I miss any boxes to check?
If this bill passes, say goodbye to local control over all Illinois parks and expect to see open drug and alcohol use, needles, no sanitation and fire hazards, but no ordinary park users.
Advice for LL. Make sure appointee is a left handed, transgender Inuit, who identifies as a homeless Neanderthal. Make sure that the appointee has those wild crazy eyes and can speak with the profundity of Kamala and is able to understand presidential and Mayoral gibberish. Did I miss any boxes to check?
Yup one more thing must be a BLM activist
Maybe one. What about the inbred elves on Family Guy Road to the North Pole episodes. They seem to have the qualifications.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFgPicwIbf8