City Council demands recognition as blowhards. Rahm in stable condition after hyperventilating. Former Mayor Daley said to be inconsolable, says city has been “stripped of the reputation I worked unswaveringly to keep.” Countless deceased officeholders reportedly spinning in graves.

Quinn wants it on November ballot: “Those billionaire yachting types shouldn’t decide these things. Let’s see if the voters don’t think we’re windbags.”

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