The streets will be lined with Tusken Raiders and car-jackers
Question-Will the speed cameras give citations for going 6 MPH over the limit? Max speed for Nascar will be 30. Boring!
GM
3 years ago
Maybe the “Census Cowboy” can lead off the first NASCAR race down the expressway – riding his horse, lol…!!! Remember him…??? https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/chicago-mayor-lightfoots-census-cowboy-sentenced-to-year-in-jail-for-animal-abuse-at-anti-gun-protest/ Chicago Mayor Lightfoot’s ‘Census Cowboy’ Sentenced To Year in Jail For Animal Abuse At Anti-Gun Protest “Lightfoot appointed someone named Adam Hollingsworth, aka the “Dread Head Cowboy” to be the city’s “Census Cowboy” to encourage participation in the 2020 Census. In his spare time, Hollingsworth also rode his horse to protest gang “gun violence,” shutting down the Dan Ryan Expressway… It’s ironic — even by Chicago standards — that Lori Lightfoot chose a man who’d been arrested nine… Read more »
Yossarian
3 years ago
You’d see a real race if they had carloads of bangers with xmag Glocks chasing these guys!
Traice
3 years ago
Have the Chicago twist and you will be shot at as you drive
Aaron
3 years ago
Imagine NASCAR in Chicago folks. Ha ha . . .ha ha Aahhhh
Nobody would notice.
The streets will be lined with Tusken Raiders and car-jackers
Question-Will the speed cameras give citations for going 6 MPH over the limit? Max speed for Nascar will be 30. Boring!
Maybe the “Census Cowboy” can lead off the first NASCAR race down the expressway – riding his horse, lol…!!! Remember him…??? https://www.thetruthaboutguns.com/chicago-mayor-lightfoots-census-cowboy-sentenced-to-year-in-jail-for-animal-abuse-at-anti-gun-protest/ Chicago Mayor Lightfoot’s ‘Census Cowboy’ Sentenced To Year in Jail For Animal Abuse At Anti-Gun Protest “Lightfoot appointed someone named Adam Hollingsworth, aka the “Dread Head Cowboy” to be the city’s “Census Cowboy” to encourage participation in the 2020 Census. In his spare time, Hollingsworth also rode his horse to protest gang “gun violence,” shutting down the Dan Ryan Expressway… It’s ironic — even by Chicago standards — that Lori Lightfoot chose a man who’d been arrested nine… Read more »
You’d see a real race if they had carloads of bangers with xmag Glocks chasing these guys!
Have the Chicago twist and you will be shot at as you drive
Imagine NASCAR in Chicago folks. Ha ha . . .ha ha Aahhhh
And we all know Joliet speedway is doa
We would have no problem in Chicago recreating the NASCAR experience. In fact, NASCAR has been copying Chicago for years. Bubba Wallace’s fake noose hoax was just a cheap rip-off of Chicago’s Jussie Smollett fake noose hoax.
The first race will be christened by Lori as the Dan Ryan run! Bread and Circus’s! The race will coincide with a marksman competition.
The name for this race?
THE GRAND-THEFT-AUTO PRIX
Wow, Lightfoot really doesn’t want to be re-elected.
Plus, NASCAR fans know enough about Chicago to stay away from it.
Course would have to be on wide streets — Lake Shore Drive, Columbus Drive, Wacker Drive, Congress Parkway, Michigan Avenue
Bike lane fetishists are having their “privilege period” over this
What is this ‘Lake Shore Drive’ of which you speak?
It’s now Jean Baptiste Point DuSable Lake Shore Drive? I enjoying hearing the woke stumble through that one!
It will always be Lake Shore Drive to Chicagoans.