Chicago’s political leadership is floating a pension buyout program as evidence it is seriously addressing the city’s thirty-six-billion-dollar unfunded pension liability, but Mark Glennon, founder of the Illinois policy research organization Wirepoints, said that the proposal moves debt from one column to another rather than reducing it, and that the broader fiscal picture facing the city continues to deteriorate across every measurable dimension. Audio here.
It is time to condemn and bulldoze those cesspools of Chinese Virus!
An immediate proclamation by the Governor of all Illinois, J. Beluga Pritzker, is needed: One person per elevator from here on out and it must not be re-used until it has been thoroughly wiped down with a 90% alcohol solution (151 rum if nothing else is available).
Please J. Beluga, save us all!!!
P.S. Millennials puking in elevators do not count as a 151 rum cleanup.
Wanta watch me puke?
In an Uber or elevator?
Both. I can puke, anytime, anyplace on demand.